Somewhere in the alternate Corona Universe quite close to home-working…
Name three things I hate about home working?
1 – I’m at home with the wife and kids.
2 – I’m missing out on the greasy office ladder.
3 – I’m losing my air miles.
All is not lost! Turn your air miles into chair miles! Turn your Avios into Chairios! Turn your Miles & More into Chairs & Less!
Yes, you can earn credits for saving the planet from the Greta & the Good by sitting on your bottom. Fight back against air miles with Chair Miles – give your teams credits for every teleconference. We average 1,000 airline km/year/person on the planet, so there are plenty of credits available. And you can redeem them for special prizes.
Indeed – a home spa package, or…
A holiday for the wife and kids.
Remember, you can only really get ahead in the corporate world if you Chair all your meetings!
A Desperation Production, by Danny Corrigan, George Littlejohn, Michael Mainelli, and Morgan Rose.
Read the full script, i.e. the serious idea – “From Air Miles To Chair Miles” by Michael Mainelli & Nick Noakes, Environmental Finance (May 2011), page 20 - https://www.zyen.com/media/documents/Chairmiles.pdf. Not just for April Fool's? If so, Z/Yen with ChainZy is "ready to fly", sorry "roll".
Wednesday, 01 April 2020