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As usual, there were a great many excellent entries. Many people decided to major on “Fifty Shades of Grey” jokes, which is a little surprising given the dearth of grey clothing in the picture. Let’s not dwell on other possible reasons that contributors might see a collection of Z/Yen people and think of THAT book.

Here are the entries worthy of honourable mentions:

In the green room of Deal Or No Deal everyone is so bored they start reading Noel Edmonds's autobiography Craig Havery

A modest wedding for a modest man' was how Ian described it in his bridegroom's speech. Roger Walter

But this month, the winner is:

The Z/Yen's Barbershop auditions were not going well!! Paul Rushton

Many congratulations to all contributors, especially the winners.