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Lots of entries again this month. Some unpublishable, some funny, some both unpublishable and funny.

Honourable mentions to :

Saturday Night Fever? More like Friday Afternoon Slight Temperature! Clare

"In the mating season the Silverback Gorilla would do anything to attract a Mate." Ken Wilkinson

Typo thwarts shadowy man's claim to be the secret love-child of Oscar-winning Cabaret stars Michael York and Liza Minnelli Alan Green

But this month’s winner is:

Michael just wanted to prove that he was flasher than the signs outside the cabaret club. Tony Edwards

Many congratulations to all entrants.