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A great many entries this month; many of them rather predictable jokes about Avon calling, big knockers and (topically enough) “trick or treating”. Honourable mentions go to:

From now on bingo callers will have to say "Z/Yen Den, Number Ten!" Neil

When we asked Linda to become PM, we just assumed she'd realise we meant Project Manager. Helen Keeling

Linda was determined not to be out-done at Knock down Ginger Andrew Petrie

But this month the winner is:

Debt collection is added to Linda’s repertoire. Brendan Floyde

Well done to all who entered the competition in October.