Lots of excellent entries this month, despite rather too many “arm wrestling” jokes and far too many “plastered” jokes.
Honourable mentions to:
Linda was a little relieved to find she was on a bandage course and not the bondage course she thought she heard. Claudia Cortez
Fortunately, we have the technology to rebuild her.... Roger Walter
But the winner is:
Years of secretly being the hand of Sooty had taken its toll on Linda. Robert Kelly
Many thanks and congratulations to all participants.