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Lots of excellent entries this month, despite rather too many “arm wrestling” jokes and far too many “plastered” jokes.

Honourable mentions to:

Linda was a little relieved to find she was on a bandage course and not the bondage course she thought she heard. Claudia Cortez

Fortunately, we have the technology to rebuild her.... Roger Walter

But the winner is:

Years of secretly being the hand of Sooty had taken its toll on Linda. Robert Kelly

Many thanks and congratulations to all participants.